Adam Lent
There’s a very, very old joke about a man in a hot air balloon who runs out of fuel and suddenly has to ditch in the middle of a farm. Unhurt, he brushes himself off and calls out to a passing rambler asking if he can enlighten him as to his whereabouts. The rambler thinks for a few seconds and then replies, “you are situated on arable land characterised by cereal growth and livestock husbandry which is itself located in the countryside close to the south coast of England”.
Rolling his eyes, the balloonist asks if the man might not by any chance be an economist. “I am”, says the rambler, “how on earth did you know?”. “Simple”, replies the man, “what you have just told me is completely accurate and totally, bloody useless”.
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